I crashed my friend’s birthday party last month already three drinks deep from the pregame we weren’t invited to. Knocked over a candle, started a small fire on the dessert table, made out with her ex-boyfriend’s roommate, and somehow ended up being the one everyone wanted photos with by midnight. Chaos isn’t something that happens to me anymore. I fucking create it. I’m the controversy. The mess. The story everyone tells Monday morning with their coffee. That’s the exact energy shitzulover07 bottles on ‘Black Dahlia,’ this pulsing queer dance track that turns disaster into a flex. The song celebrates the wreckage.
This track is all glossy synths and bass that hits you in the ribs, designed for bodies moving under strobe lights and minds chasing whatever comes next. Shitzulover07 opens with “We left the club a little too late tonight / My girl got a DUI-I-I” and there’s zero guilt in that delivery when she says it. The night went too hard and there were consequences and we’re talking about it like it’s Tuesday. “Mic shots plastered all over my feed tonight / What a nice surpri-ri-prise” captures that exact moment when you wake up and check your phone and the damage is already viral. She sounds fucking delighted by the surprise.
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Shitzulover07 spent the last year doing packed club sets and racked up over 400,000 streams building this sound. The production pulls from Y2K club nights and old Hollywood scandal – that glossy danger when everything looks expensive but feels reckless. When she talks about the track she says it’s about chasing something that looks beautiful but might destroy you. The whole vibe is late nights that bleed into consequences you don’t regret. That tension lives in every beat. The production seduces you then cuts you with how sharp it sounds. You don’t know if you’re dancing toward pleasure or disaster and that’s the whole point.
The chorus hits with “Black Dahlia / On the cover of your magazine / Got them talking ’cause I made a scene.” Elizabeth Short reference aside, this is about weaponizing your chaos. Making the scene. Being the moment. Being so fucking interesting that controversy becomes currency. “MTV or TMZ” doesn’t matter which one covers you because either way you’re the story. The track understands something crucial about our current moment: infamy and fame taste the same when you’re the one trending.
Then shitzulover07 gets specific with the chaos catalog. “I licked a donut in the shop / Now I sell donuts for a hundred a pop / I host a party then I call the cops / Now my parties are the brand new spot.” This is turning your worst behavior into a business model. Scandal as strategy. The donut lick becomes the brand. Calling the cops on your own party makes it legendary. Every mess becomes merch. Every disaster becomes demand. She wanted this to feel like the last song of the night when everyone’s inhibitions are gone and the choices get interesting. You can’t look away from it.
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The bridge goes even harder: “I leaked my own music then I cancel the album anyway / I leak yours too, nobody’s safe from me.” Total scorched earth policy. Burning your own shit down before anyone else can touch it. Dragging everyone else into the fire with you. That’s power. Shitzulover07 isn’t playing by rules that make sense to people who need stability. The track celebrates being ungovernable, unpredictable, the exact kind of beautiful disaster you can’t control.
“Drink, pass out, wake up, do it over again / Wake up with a hundred million bra-brand new fans” is the cycle laid bare. Party, collapse, resurrect, repeat. Each iteration brings more attention. More followers. More proof that the chaos works. The stuttered “bra-brand” in the vocal adds this glitchy imperfection that makes it feel even more real, like the recording itself is still recovering from last night.
That birthday party? I got uninvited from her wedding three months later but my Instagram followers went up by 2,000 that week. Someone made a TikTok about the dessert table fire that got 500K views. The roommate still texts me. My chaos became everyone else’s entertainment and I’m not even a little bit sorry about it. Shitzulover07 gets it. The controversy is the point. The mess is what makes you memorable. I’m still the girl everyone talks about Monday morning, and ‘Black Dahlia’ is the soundtrack to every decision I’d make again.





