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    Home»Single Music Reviews»Naesh’s ‘Candy Shop’ is his 80s Funk Devotional to Her

    Naesh’s ‘Candy Shop’ is his 80s Funk Devotional to Her

    Amber MonroeBy Amber Monroe6 Mins Read
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    I love when guys treat my body as an altar to worship at. Where he takes his goddamn time because tasting me is the entire point. Where his mouth on me becomes the whole fucking experience. That’s what Naesh is singing about on “Candy Shop” and he’s spelling it out in candy-coated language that doesn’t hide a damn thing. This track is dripping with worship energy and the 80s funk-disco production makes it feel like you’re floating through pleasure on a sugar high.

    The song opens with “Who set the scene and / Feeling like we’re movie stars / Girl, you got me beaming / There’s comfort in your cute lil heart.” He’s setting up the intimacy first — the connection, the tenderness. Because when someone tastes you with real devotion it’s not just physical. It’s them saying your pleasure matters more than their own. It’s them wanting to drown in you.

    Then he hits me with the hook that makes everything crystal fucking clear: “Long blonde hair in a tight tube top / And she taste so good I’m in the Candy Shop / Shorty sweet like sugar when I make it pop.” Hey, that describes me (and most of my Malibu besties, LOL). The candy metaphor isn’t subtle. He’s talking about how you taste, about making you see god, about the way you flood his mouth when you climax.

    I dated someone once who said I tasted like honey. A real beta boy who’d go down on me for what felt like hours. That’s the energy Naesh is channeling. The kind of man who doesn’t need to get off himself to feel satisfied because watching you come undone is the entire reward.

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    “Baby we gonna take them shots / Then we singing a couple of forget-me-nots / Now she rocking her body and the force don’t stop / This is a my-eyes-only experience (all for me).” The rhythm shifts here — the tempo picks up. He’s describing her grinding into him, her hips rolling, chasing her pleasure while he watches. He’s the only one who gets to see her like this, taste her like this, worship her like this.

    The production here is fire. The bass line pulses thick underneath. Guitar licks curl around the melody. The synths are bright – they hit like a dopamine rush straight to your brain. You know how an orgasm builds? That pressurized feeling right before you tip over, then the full-body shimmer when you do? That’s this track. Tight drums. Funk grooves that won’t quit. Naesh channels Earth, Wind & Fire’s sophisticated groove. Marvin Gaye’s sensual smoothness. Michael Jackson’s precision. Bruno Mars’ swagger. The vocal production feels crisp and immediate – contemporary even while the instrumental screams classic 80s disco. The result is nostalgic and fresh at once.

    “I’m tryna build our life as a team and (a team) / I value loyalty there ain’t gon be schemin (no schemin) / Thankful to you and all the praise goes to Jesus / ‘Cause you’re the girl who done picked up the pieces (yeah).” He’s weaving devotion into the sexuality. She’s his partner. His healer. The one who rebuilt him. This makes the sexual worship even more intense.

    The bridge gets even more explicit about the worship dynamic: “And baby, you done taken care of me when I was down at my worst / Girl, you done picked up all my pieces / And now, I’m about to give you everything in tenfold little ma, c’mon.” That “give you everything in tenfold” is about reciprocation. She gave him emotional salvation so he’s giving her transcendence. She’s the candy he’s addicted to, the sugar rush he can’t quit.

    Naesh is a Bay Area Pop-Funk-R&B artist who’s been performing since age five and now sings the national anthem for UF Florida Gators games. You can hear the technical precision in how his vocals ride the funk groove. Years of live performance show in his controlled swagger. He channels Usher’s smoothness. Jason Derulo’s melodic bounce. The Weeknd’s dark sensuality. Then he flips it bright and celebration-focused instead of brooding.

    The candy shop metaphor runs through the entire song. “You make me feel like I’m whole / You got the lock and key to my soul / And baby / What I might say is bold / But I know you are the girl for me — go and take control.” That last line is the key. “Take control” means he wants her to use him to chase her pleasure without holding back. She’s the candy shop he’s devoted to and he wants her dripping sweetness onto his tongue.

    “This a devotion / Our love will stand the test of time / And I’ve had some notions / Searched the world for my lifeline (for you).” The religious language is intentional here. Worship. Devotion. Lifeline. When you find someone whose pleasure becomes your prayer, whose body becomes your altar, sex stops being just physical. It becomes the language you speak to each other when words aren’t enough. She’s his candy-coated salvation.

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    The bridge lifts into this soaring moment where he’s practically testifying: “And I’m out the bullpen / Homerun now ’cause you’re my wife / And I think I’m floatin / Your love has gotten me so high.” He calls her his wife. Not girlfriend, not future wife – his wife. Marital devotion. He’s saying he hit the fucking winning homerun with her.

    The final chorus hits with even more confidence: “Picked up all my pieces baby / Tryna build this life / Loyalty, there ain’t gonna be no schemin / You’re the girl who picked up all my broken pieces.” He’s come full circle — connecting emotional healing to physical devotion. She saved him, so he worships her. She made him whole so he makes me float. The candy shop becomes both metaphor and manifesto.

    Naesh delivers “Candy Shop” with the kind of vocal swagger that comes from genuine confidence. He’s not bragging about his dick game. He’s bragging about his tongue game. That confidence is fucking sexy because it’s not performative — it’s rooted in actual skill and genuine desire to please.

    This song is an ode to oral worship, to partners who heal and fuck you in equal measure, to sugar-sweet intimacy that makes your whole body hum. Naesh isn’t being coy. He’s being explicit in the language of candy. The kind of lover who kisses you from head to toe like it’s sacred and leaves you floating utterly fucking ruined.

    I’ve been that girl getting worshipped, and I can tell you — when you find someone who makes you their Candy Shop, who treats your pleasure like devotion? You hold onto them. You build a life. You let them taste you over and over because that kind of intimacy doesn’t come around twice. I’m the sugar rush he can’t quit, the sweetness he craves on his tongue, the candy that makes him feel like he’s floating. And honestly? Being someone’s addiction never felt so fucking good.

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      Amber Monroe is a fearless and daring writer of music and erotica, marketing maven, music lover, and wife from Southern California. All boundaries shattered, nothing held back.

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